Fag Hag by Lily Allen

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SONG!? It's amazing.
Here's a bizarre cartoon someone made... the song isn't on LaLa.
But you can download it on iTunes!


Lyrics
I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play
I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play
Lyrics
I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I'll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

Foreign Room by Telekinesis

I must say, I was initially attracted to Telekinesis' album cover because of the upside down photograph of Big Ben. (Anyone who knows me knows I'm obnoxiously obsessed with the U.K.)
Telekinesis is Michael Benjamin Lerner's solo project name.  The album was produced by Chris Walla (the guitarist for Death Cab for Cutie.)
They/He is going on tour in May.  


Check out the song Foreign Room.  





Foreign Room Lyrics


I was walkin' through the night
underneath the starry, starry sky
All alone and full of fright, I came to realize
You won't believe the things I say
Struggle each and every day, each and every day

Freaked out in a foreign room
with a love and I
Quick glance, is it really you?
You gave me quite a fright
Into the living room, where we danced all night
Then I woke up beside you in a fake, but maybe real life

Foreign room

Came in flashing your gun, story of my life
In a picture, we were young
Well, look at us now
Cross the globe a thousand times
but I never made it back
Back to the foreign room, now I lead a foreign life

I know this is going to happen every which way
Too fast and then too slow, I watch it every day
I know this is going to happen every which way
Too fast and then too slow, I watch it every day

But I'm, Not gonna let this get me down
Not gonna let this get me down
Not gonna let this get me down
Not gonna let you get me down
and here is a live video of Telekinesis (+ Band) on KCRW.